More from Kauai

There was a really cool swimming hole where they allegedly filmed some scenes from one of the Indiana Jones movies. Two big waterfalls, a rope swing, and a setting so pretty it seemed fake. Initially, Grandpa acted like he was going to swing on the rope swing. Then he sat down out of line and said he was waiting. Then he disappeared, never to return. All the other guys were like, was that your dad? What happened? I thought he was going to jump? Was he scared? Does he have osteoporosis? Or is he just a wuss? I was pretty humiliated, especially since the last explanation was obviously correct. Pictures above.

We also saw Waimea Canyon. I wanted to jump and glide down using our umbrella, but Holly was all like, "no, I don't want you ruining the umbrella." Then I reminded her my life insurance was up to date and she relented. But we ran out of time

Finally, we went to a beach called "Sealodge" with one of the most comprehensive warning signs I have ever seen in Hawaii. Some stupid lawyer probably advised the place to put it up. It was worth hike though.